1. me: are there any ghosts in here?
  2. ghost: *knock some shit over*
  3. me: oh come the fuck on dawg. whos gonna pay for that? are you? are you gonna fuckin pay for that? no youre not. you know why? cuz you aint have a fuckin job. get a fuckin job, ghost. Get a FUCKIN job
  4. ghost: aight man just chill damn

sometimes i look cute


sometimes i look cute

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did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)


If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card